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Smut Slam DC: Best Laid Plans

Smut Slam DC: Best Laid Plans

"At least this will make a great story someday." Slammers, that day has come! Find the treasure in your pleasure-gone-pear-shaped stories of sexcapades that definitely did not go as planned, when you present your best tail fails to a roomful of sympathetic smutsters. Let's raise a cup of cheer in honor of those so-bad-it's-good sex stories!

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page.)

This month, our theme is "Best Laid Plans". What do you do when your erotic thriller turns into a bedroom farce? Maybe your missed connection led to a hot new hookup-- or maybe your anal adventures landed you a spot in the EMTs' Hall of Fame. Whether you rallied like a champ or threw in the towel, we want to hear why your tantric marathon fell short of the finish line. Let off steam from holiday planning with steamy stories of sex gone sideways!

Your fabulous femme-cees are as always Smut Slam DC co-producers Mindi Mimosa and Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges (TBA) who love it when it gets weird in here.

Join us before the show to enjoy the luxurious Smut Slam Lounge, where you can sample delicious Asian small plates, enjoy our exclusive cocktail specials (the Darling Mimosa, the Fuckbucket, and the Slam shot) and browse vintage erotica and collections of Fuckbucket confessions from past shows. Get swag, merch, and edutainment from our vendor and partner tables-- including NEW Smut Slam DC merch!

As always, the Fuckbucket (where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions) is generously sponsored by nJoy sex toys. We've got some fabulous storytelling prize packs on tap for you from our show sponsors, Lotus BloomsGlydeAmerica and Überlube-- and including the exclusive Butt Slam DC paddle, made by our newest sponsor Creamed and Sugared, that will ONLY ever be available by telling a prizewinning story.

Tickets:
Pre-order: $10
At Door: $15

Doors: 7:00pm (for the upstairs lounge; seating at 7:30 PM)
Show: 8:00pm

Hosted and Produced by: Diva Darling & Mindi Mimosa

Earlier Event: November 24
Charles Feelgood (Open to Close Set)