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smut slam dc: Spring Fling

Tickets:
Pre-order: $10
At Door: $15

Doors: 7:00pm (for the upstairs lounge; seating at 7:30 PM)
Show: 8:00pm

The sap is rising, and so are our libidos! Spring has sprung and it’s time to shake off winter blues and start feeling the heat. Come out to play with us as we toast longer and lustier days with stories of one-night frolics, desire rediscovered, and doin’ like the rabbits do.

**Note that both our venue and our showtime have changed! We’ve moved to Ten Tigers Parlour in Petworth, and the show starts at 8 PM. Doors open for seating at 7:30, but you can join us upstairs in the Lounge starting at 7 and get drinks and food.**

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page.)

This month, our theme is “Spring Fling”, in honor of the season when our hearts (and parts) turn lightly to thoughts of lust. Talk to us about that time you got your groove back after a long thaw, your best St. Paddle’s Day spanking, or the night you came like a lion and stayed like a lamb. 

Your fabulous femme-cees are as always Smut Slam DC co-producers Mindi Mimosa and Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges (TBA), who know that like the fish in the sea, the river running free, and the blossom in the tree, we’re ALL feelin’ good.


Join us before the show to enjoy the luxurious Smut Slam Lounge, where you can sample delicious Asian small plates, enjoy our brand-new cocktail specials (the Darling Mimosa, the Fuckbucket, and the Slam shot) and browse vintage erotica and collections of Fuckbucket confessions from past shows. 

As always, the Fuckbucket (where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions) is generously sponsored by nJoy sex toys. We've got some fabulous storytelling prize packs on tap for you, including top-quality condoms and lube sponsored by our wonderful NEW show sponsors, GlydeAmerica and Überlube!

Tickets:
Pre-order: $10
At Door: $15


Doors: 7:00pm (for the upstairs lounge; seating at 7:30 PM)
Show: 8:00pm

Hosted and Produced by: Diva Darling & Mindi Mimosa

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